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December 27, 2005

Massachusetts Residency Exam

by @ 6:32 am. Filed under Pop Culture

Back by popular demand, our Massachusetts Residency Examination. Take this test to determine if you may legitimately call yourself a resident of the Bay State:

You know you’re from Massachusetts if
1. You think crosswalks are for wimps
2. If someone is nice to you, you know they either want something or they’re from out of town
3. You call Coke and Pepsi “tonic”
4. You know that a yellow light means that at least five more people can get through and a red one means two more can
5. You could own a small town in Iowa for the cost of your house
6. There are 24 Dunkin Donuts shops within 15 minutes of your house
7. If you stay on the same road long enough it eventually has three different names
8. Someone has honked at you because you didn’t peel out the second the light turned green
9. You’ve honked at someone because they didn’t peel out the second the light turned green
10. You cringe every time you hear an actor imitate a “Boston accent” in a movie
11. At the ice cream shop, you call chocolate sprinkles “jimmies”
12. You miss the smell of burning leaves
13. You know how to pronounce Worcester, Haverhill and Leominster
14. You know what they sell at a “packie”
15. You’ve never been to “Cheers”
16. You’ve slammed on the brakes to deter a tailgater
17. You keep an ice scraper in your car all year round
18. You’ve pulled out of a side street and used your car to block traffic so you can make a left
19. You’ve bragged about saving money at The Christmas Tree Shop
20. You know what “regular coffee” is
21. You have been to Fenway Park
22. You use the words “wicked” and “good” in the same sentence
23. You know what a frappe is
24. St Patrick’s Day is your second favorite holiday
25. You always say “the Cape” never “Cape Cod”

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