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July 28, 2006

Happy Birthday Bill

by @ 9:06 am. Filed under Technology

Got a friend with an August birthday? (Bill Clinton was born in August…but you probably don’t buy for him though) Don’t know what to get him/her?… Here’s a few gift suggestions (are you listening Hillary?):

TruScene- This camera attaches to your car and records everything that happens around it in 30 second video clips. Someone dings your door…he’s bagged..

Helio Video Project- Do you like that 3D stuff they have at Disney world? You know the one I mean…little characters floating all around you. How would you like to have it in your own livingroom? You can with the Helio Video Project… it displays video in “thin air”…“Duck!, here it comes again”. I don’t think this one’s for Bill.

Smart Carpet (I love this one) This carpet is smart enough to tell your age…It comes with built in electrodes that measure the electrical resistance of the person walking on it. It can guess your age, shoe size and gender. So if you’re sitting on the couch and forget how old you are…just stand up.

The Fhybrid- Tried of high gasoline prices? How about a front wheel drive hybrid scooter that charges the battery when it brakes (sorry Bill, I have no idea of how it works).

WaLit- It is an illuminated wallet for men (I kid you not)…it has an electroluminescent strip that lights up when you open your wallet…and it can help you find your keys at night too.

RediRipe- For those of you who can’t tell the difference between ripe and unripe fruit (me & Bill included). RediRipe is a sticker placed on the fruit that indicates the level of ripeness… Can’t you just hear it… Bill says: “Hillary this pear is too soft”…”this pear is too hard”… “but, this one is just ripe” (looking at the sticker).

A Plasma TV- Well, this is not just any plasma TV…this is the world’s largest. It is 103” in size. It weighs 475 lbs and is 8’ by 4.5’ (bigger than a double mattress)…This is my favorite…what about you Bill? “We’ll…I mean he’ll take it”…right Bill… This baby is going to set Hillary back about $50,000.

Happy shopping… If you have an August friend that is

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