A little seasonal humor…
Here’s a little seasonal humor…
Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can ho-ho-ho
What do snowman eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes
What is Frosty the Snowman’s house made of
Snowboards
What happens if you get bitten by a vampire snowman?
You get frostbite
Who delivers presents to dentists at Christmas time?
Santa Jaws
What did Mrs Santa say to Santa when she looked out the window?
Looks like rain dear.
What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?
A Holly Davidson
Where do elves vote?
The North Poll
What does an English teacher call Santa’s helpers?
Subordinate Clauses
What do elves learn in elf school?
The elfabet
…Hey, I said it was a” little” humor
