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December 22, 2006

A little seasonal humor…

by @ 8:49 am. Filed under Pop Culture


Here’s a little seasonal humor…

Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can ho-ho-ho

What do snowman eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes

What is Frosty the Snowman’s house made of
Snowboards

What happens if you get bitten by a vampire snowman?
You get frostbite

Who delivers presents to dentists at Christmas time?
Santa Jaws

What did Mrs Santa say to Santa when she looked out the window?
Looks like rain dear.

What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?
A Holly Davidson

Where do elves vote?
The North Poll

What does an English teacher call Santa’s helpers?
Subordinate Clauses

What do elves learn in elf school?
The elfabet

…Hey, I said it was a” little” humor

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