Holiday Laughs
Here’s a little holiday humor…I mean it, little. Enjoy:
What would you get if Santa went down the chimney with the fire lit?
Crisp Cringle
What did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It Christmas Eve
Why did Rudolph want an umbrella for Christmas?
Because he was a rain-deer
What was the best thing about the neurotic doll the little girl received for Christmas?
It was wound up already.
Here’s a good holiday tip?
Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.
Where do polar bears vote?
The North Poll
Did you hear that one of Santa’s reindeer now works for Proctor and Gamble?
Its true…Comet cleans sinks!
If Santa had a child what would he be?
A subordinate claus.
What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?
A pineapple!
What did the big candle say to the little candle?
Want to go out tonight?
