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June 10, 2008

Ways To Beat The Heat

by @ 9:56 am. Filed under Current Events

As the temperature hit 95 for the third straight day and the idea for this blog post came to me, I Googled the phrase “funny ways to beat the heat”. Ironically, the majority of my search results were “serious ways to beat the heat”…that were funny. So, I guess the real humor here (if there is any) is that some people really do these things and recommend that other people do them also. The italics are mine as you probably guessed.
Ways To Beat the Heat: (Please don’t try these without the supervision of an adult)
1. Take frozen bags of vegetables and apply them to your eyelids, face, neck, arms, back etc. (When the vegetable have thawed saute’ them in garlic and butter and serve with dinner).
2. Stick your bed sheets and pillowcases in the freezer for 15 minutes before going to bed…(no comment)
3. Plant more trees and get some shade…(don’t trees take a while to grow?)
4. Replace your morning hot coffee with caffeinated popsicles…(but how does a caffeinated popsicle taste with a donut?)
5. Stick your feet out of your blanket…(and why would you be sleeping under a blanket in a heat wave?)
6.Drink a lot!…(don’t get excited. I think they mean water).
Keep Cool!

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