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June 25, 2008

Gates’ Special Projects

by @ 11:57 am. Filed under Current Events, Technology

Friday is a BIG day for Microsoft Chairman, Bill Gates. It is the last day on the job for the world’s second richest man. But hey, it is not going to be all fun and games for the high profiled executive. He plans on keeping the nose to the grindstone one day a week at his mega-company (poor baby). Gates intends to work exclusively on special projects. I may be over-stepping my bounds here…but, I think when Bill does work he should concentrate on these following special projects:
GoogleCide…This special project is designed to win the battle between Microsoft and its archrival Google. Gates and company have been trying to kill off the Internet giant for years.
YahooIn…Yahooin was conceived by Bill’s right hand man Steve Ballmer. This special project seeks to find just that “special number” that will bring the Internet portal Yahoo “in” to the Microsoft family.
FortuneOne- Seriously, this is an embarrassment….Bill really needs to concentrate on FortuneOne. The goal of this special project is to make Gates the richest man in the world, “again”.
FedEx- No, this is not the acquisition of a package delivery company. Bill and Steve (Ballmer) developed this special project to get the rid of the Federal Government’s anti-trust lawsuits once and for all.
And finally, MelindaMore- Yeah Bill, this one is probably the most important of all…it is time to spend more time with your wife Melinda and the family.
Happy retirement…

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