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“Bigfoot has been found in the Georgia woods and is being held in a cooler at an undisclosed location”. Don’t laugh, this quote is directly from the Washington Post. Could it be real? Has someone finally found the elusive Sasquatch? Well, Mathew Whitton and Rick Dywer say they have. What?, You don’t believe it? They have posted a picture of the deceased beast on searchingforbigfoot.com. Yeah, I went to the site…yeah, I saw the picture. My impression? Visualize this…remember the gorilla in the Eddie Murphy movie, Trading Places? Now, visualize it stuffed into an small ice cream freezer. Yes, this is a bad one. Our successful Bigfoot trackers affectionately named their find, Rickmat (get it…Rick & Mat). Rickmat stands 7’ 7” tall and weighs 500lbs. Dyer and Whitton claim an expert has analyzed Rickmat’s DNA and found three matches…indeterminate, human and possum. Possum? Come on now, that’s a stretch! And if this isn’t enough Dyer and Whitton are heading back to the same Georgia woods to capture a second Sasquatch. Maybe they should just head to Costume R Us…it would be faster.
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