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December 31, 2008

New Year’s Resolutions… 2009

by @ 1:22 pm. Filed under Current Events

Here are my New Year’s Resolutions for 2009…

Find an alarm clock that does not sound annoying at 4:45 AM

Lose weight

Finally figure out the meaning of the lyrics to Bob Dylan’s song Subterranean Homesick Blues.

Break my treadmill… without my wife knowing.

Lower my blood pressure… without the use of a treadmill.

Lose a little more weight

Find an infomercial that advertises something I would actually buy or even better, use.

Download a Rap song that’s not adult rated.

Lose even more weight

Watch a catch by Randy Moss that is not over-rated by the TV announcers.

Grow my hair long and braid it…without my wife knowing.

Maintain my huge weight lose.

Happy New Year…

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