DRM…Not Me!
This morning while I sat drinking my morning coffee I read this headline. Truthfully, I almost fell off my chair.
iPod Shuffle Earbuds Contain DRM Chip…
What?!
I have an iPod Shuffle and I put the “Earbuds” in my ears. I don’t want any DRM Chips lurking around in my head!
What’s Apple trying to pull?
I wonder…Do you think DRM stands for Device to Read a Mind.
Is that it? Will this DRM Chip installed in my Shuffle’s headphones enable Apple to know which songs I am playing and singing along with the loudest. Really, who knows how sophisticated this Chip is… it might even know if I am dancing to a tune.
Its a crime, a despicable crime!
Steve Jobs? He’s not so smart…That DRM Chip won’t get me…I’ll fool it.
I’ll sing really loud to my granddaughter’s Miley Cyrus bubble gum music and I’llllll bareeeeelllllyyyyy hum to my Beatles music.
Yes, I know this won’t be easy…I love singing along to Paper Back Writer (especially the high notes)
But before I make such a major muscial sacrifice I need to check something…
What the heck is a DRM Chip?
